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You ever see the movie The Perfect Storm? It’s about a tsunami that tries to hunt down George Clooney, and I’m like Mark Wahlberg, catching a bunch of fish on a boys trip. My parlay is a loch like where Nessy lives, and ...

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If you're anything like the inner voice in my head - you’re thinking HOLY SHIT, he’s back.

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So you’ve heard the screams of simps around the world as they unplug a large green dildo from their asses and fling it as far as their little keyboard warrior arms can throw. I’m willing to bet that you have an opinion a...

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Last night in an event history will forever refer to as Spark-nado, the Los Angeles Sparks roared into Seattle not only ready to play ball, but to keep me on the edge of my fucking seat the entire game.

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Well we’ve finally made it to the end of the Olympics and if you have followed along with me on my pilgrimage into blogging, I appreciate your time and know that if it weren’t for you, I’d be talking to nobody. So thank ...

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This game was Team USA right from the get-go. But at the same time somehow the worst I’ve seen Team USA play so far in this Olympics. How can both be true? Let's dive in. Right off the bat Team USA looked sluggish and la...

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Don’t you love it when a no-name comes off the bench and dominates? If this was a younger me typing this I would agree, but sadly I am not. Sadly I somehow think I can predict these games even though time and time again ...

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Every man, OR WOMAN who watches sports, firmly believes deep in their soul that they could coach the team better than the current coach. Well, I am no exception to that belief, except I can do it at the Olympic level. I’...

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